Friday, June 1, 2012

I LOVE MY NEW PET! I WATCH HIM, CLEAN HIM, SPEND HOURS EVERY DAY WITH HIM, EVEN TAKE HIM FOR RIDES IN THE CAR SOMETIMES! WHAT IS HIS NAME? HIS NAME IS MR. TELEVISION… (TV for short)

“Have no fear!!!  With current issues of panic and uncertainty running wild, at least we have our televisions to comfort us and make everything all better!”

     The amount of sarcasm holding the above statement together is probably thick enough to spread on toast…
     If you have not figured it out yet, current news agencies realize the easiest way to prop up shaky ratings is with “shock and awe” news, whereas the more fear and anxiety they produce, the better the ratings.  It usually goes something along these lines:    
”Coming up on Channel 5 news, exclusive new details of three murders that took place just minutes ago 12,000 miles away from your front door and why your dogs, children and drinking water may now be in danger!  Also, we’ll talk about the new threats of walking and breathing at the same time and how that combination could eventually lead to death.  And in our ‘Parenting Segment’, we’ll look at a just completed ten year study by Harvard University involving M&M’s, your cat’s bowel movement schedule, and how the number of times your child says the word ‘gobbledygook’ before age twelve could predict his or her chances of becoming President one day…”
“And remember, Channel 5 News is now sponsored in part by McDonalds. So make sure to grab a value meal (Don’t forget to supersize that sucker!) as you pay $16.00 a gallon for gas and live in constant fear that you’ll be laid off ever since  we shared findings from our financial expert (who also happens to be our janitor at the news station) indicating your job is in jeopardy.  Therefore, sit back in your lazy boy recliner, inhale those fries, nuggets and burgers, take a gulp from that soda cup big enough to take a bath in and get ready to surf the waves of depression we’ll be throwing at ya!”
“Don’t forget. At Channel 5 news, we do the thinkin for you so you don’t have to!”
     So what’s the solution?  Should we all buy a gun, lock the doors, drop to our knees in constant prayer, talk about the good ole days and how the world used to make sense, tell everyone we love’em and then get ready kiss our butt goodbye, knowing that all hell may break loose at any given moment? 
     Or……..
     Do we choose to have faith? 
     I’m often reminded how the Bible teaches us and encourages us to “not be afraid” hundreds of times and yet so many of us, (thanks to 24-hour news coverage ranging from The Middle East, to the financial crash, to the Kardashian’s newest $25,000 rare goldfish imported from an island that the Pentagon can’t even locate), go through our days with that “deer in headlights” look. 
     On the contrary, it appears that Hollywood could put out a headline that reads, “Wearing a shovel on your head is all the rage!” and there would probably be a riot at every Lowes and Home Depot between L.A and New York.  (But don’t worry, Channel 5 news would provide full coverage of the riots, explain why you should be afraid, and eventually decide who you should blame...) 
     I guess it’s hard to hear the quiet voice in our hearts whispering to have faith in the good things when someone is always shouting from an electrical box mounted on every wall in our home, “BUY THIS AND YOU’LL NEVER FEEL SAFER OR HAPPIER!  AND IF YOU ORDER NOW, WE’LL SEND YOU TWO FOR TWICE THE PRICE!  BUT HURRY, WE’VE ONLY GOT 5 LEFT AND YOUR NEIGHBOR IS ON THE PHONE ORDERING 3 OF THOSE!!!!”
     We should ask ourselves:  Why do we think that knowing every possible bit of information we can squeeze into our day is going to make our days better?  Do we not already have enough to focus on? 
     Now I’m not saying we should forget about pursuing truth and knowledge and go through life walking around with our head in a bucket of sand.  (There are too many of those in Washington D.C. who do that now.) What I am saying is that it’s foolish to think that overloading your plate with the “all you can eat” buffet served 24/7 by news agencies like CNN, FOX, or NBC is going to actually improve your life and keep your goldfish safe.
     Starting now, you can spend the rest of your life living in a state of doubt and fear, discussing with your friends on Facebook about the recent story Channel 5 News shared about how someone living in “couldn’t find it on a map if we tried” was recently denied service at Starbucks because their religious practice of running around naked with chicken feathers glued to their body and dancing to Funky Cold Media in the parking lot was, based on the lawsuit filed for $20,000,000,000 by their attorney, clearly an attack on religious rights in this country and proof that the end time is near!!!  
     Or you can choose to have some faith that everything may actually be okay.  Have some faith that God really does have your best interest in mind.  Have some faith in yourself.  Have some faith in the goodness of people.  Have some faith in your children.  Have some faith that you don’t have to know all the answers to be happy.  Have some faith that the sun will rise tomorrow.  Have some faith that mankind will continue to create remarkable music and art and demonstrate unbelievable acts of love and kindness towards each other.  Have faith in the power of the family unit (however you define “family unit”) and remember that change truly does begin at home.  
     If the news has you feeling so down and out that you’re considering hanging out with the in-laws for a day to help improve your mood, it may be time to turn off the television and listen to the voice in your heart - a voice that isn’t trying to sell you anything or trying to make you afraid.  It’s just reminding you to have a little faith in the good things in life and to enjoy the blessings around you.
     As David Jeremiah recently shared, “During this life, we’re not promised that the flight won’t be a little bumpy and have some turbulence, we’re only promised a safe landing.”
     And that pretty much sums it up.  Most news agencies and television stations build ratings by constantly keeping the bumps and turbulence of life at the forefront of our attention.  But you’ll find there is so much more to your life than bumps and turbulence when you decide to turn the television off – good parts of your life that you may be overlooking.
    You just have to have a little faith…





    

       

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